Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

Some funny stuff I've found over time: How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Are there any unguided missiles? Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? What was the best thing before sliced bread? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Why do they call the piece of wood a two-by-four if it's only 1 3/4" x 3 1/2"? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

2 comments:

Caroline Gault said...

Hmmmm is right! Did you think of these all on your own?? I love it!

Stella Telleria said...

I found most of them online. I thought they were funny too. I love the crop circle one. Ha hahaha!

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